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Hedgehogs Take Over the McCup

So we are changing the leds to better accomadate a hedgehogs needs to not get stuck trying to get a tasty treat. What is the world coming to. I did a little tour at McDonalds during my High School career. I would have never thought this was an issue. But this little clip

“This is excellent, it is long overdue news,” said Fay Vass, chief executive of the British Hedgehog Preservation Society. “We have been in touch with McDonald’s about this problem for over five years and are delighted that they have at last solved the problem.”

FIVE YEARS?! British Hedgehog Preservation Society? There is a society for this hedgehog? What is so special about the British Hedgehog and how many are dying in a tragic ice cream cup getting stuck in? A search on Wikipedia does not reveal any specific British Hedgehog. But the European Hedgehog on average is 20cm in length. So McDonalds has to spend all this cash redoing a cup for a hedgehog and this makes news on Yahoo.

All I can say is what the hell and Fay Vass can go and fuck herself.

Man that was a bit angry. Speaking of angry yesterday was August 30th and lets turn to lovely Europe again for this news article.

August 30th Causes Most Arguments Between CouplesĀ 

So this day likes to say that because summer is ending couples get bitter and fight. Did you fight with your loved one yesterday? I don’t recall any situations in my past on the 30th of any August where this has spawned a fight. They blame this on summer ending and less daylight, money troubles (paying for expensive vacations I would assume), school starting up again.

Reading the article a bit down the most common things couples fight about are Money, and then Sex. They also blame this on the post holiday season depression. I have trouble being depressed even when life has totally shit on me I still keep an upbeat view after a nice vent. Someone always tells me at least you have legs. That is right I have legs so I can get around.

But if you had a fight with your loved one just feel good that it was a normal thing. And you are adding to the statistic of being typical. Maybe I should say shame on you. Rebel do something crazy today to make up for being normal! Me personally I will try and take over a small internet virtual nation.

ViVa Being Alive!

Just remember no matter how crazy you think your life is. Be thankful that hedgehogs will no longer drown in McDonalds Ice Cream

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  1. Jennifer#1
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    Well while that story is a bit amusing (hedgehog) I do believe it’s important. for the same reasons that we should cut up the six pack rings so that seals will not die in the ocean…But I had no idea that the discarded McFlurry lid was causing a large amount of hedgehog deaths. Thank you Tristan for bringing this to light.

  2. Jennifer#1
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    Well while that story is a bit amusing (hedgehog) I do believe it’s important. for the same reasons that we should cut up the six pack rings so that seals will not die in the ocean…But I had no idea that the discarded McFlurry lid was causing a large amount of hedgehog deaths. Thank you Tristan for bringing this to light.

  3. Jen
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    Hedgehogs eh? Well I say that’s the way the rid the world of stupid creatures, call it a sort of Darwinism. How many times can you stick your head in something and get stuck before you do it again? Perhaps now with the smaller opening only their noses will be stuck?

    I got it, let’s just abolish all packaging just in case something tries to eat your trash…

  4. Jen
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    Hedgehogs eh? Well I say that’s the way the rid the world of stupid creatures, call it a sort of Darwinism. How many times can you stick your head in something and get stuck before you do it again? Perhaps now with the smaller opening only their noses will be stuck?

    I got it, let’s just abolish all packaging just in case something tries to eat your trash…

  5. graham
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    I am a member of the British Hedgehog Preservation Society and know Fay Vass. It is a good organisation and as far as I am concerned you can go and fuck yourself and the same goes for all the people that use Mcdonalds. Lets hope you all become ill from eating such crap and long live veganism.


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    I am a member of the British Hedgehog Preservation Society and know Fay Vass. It is a good organisation and as far as I am concerned you can go and fuck yourself and the same goes for all the people that use Mcdonalds. Lets hope you all become ill from eating such crap and long live veganism.

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