Capri Pants

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Have I lost my mind to write about girls pants? Not Today! So this has been an issue for a while when my girlfriend at the time would wear these as clothing. Now if you don’t know what Capri Pants are I grabbed the wiki definition. They are a pair of pants that stop mid calf on a womans leg. Now being the male and enjoy the sight of a beautiful woman these pants always set me off.

When it comes to the female form I am totally a leg man. It started back when I was a teenager when I saw Jennifer Love Hewitt in a Nutregena Commercial and she was standing there in a towel and she said keeps you clean from head to toe. Lifted up her leg and it was like boom legs. 1st Celebrity Crush.  But since then shorts and skirts and legs always seem to at least get a few seconds of glance and I try to play it off like I am some loser looking at the floor. But anyways back to the pants.

These pants are like a total tease. If I make a comment about the pants I get hit with “But they are so comfy” I am having trouble finding the comfort in this idea. I like my jeans. The wide leg jeans are always nice. But I am more of a slightly baggy jeans and tucked in black shirt with a dress shirt unbuttoned slightly type of guy with my sleeves rolled up that is comfy for me. Buf I would feel like I would need to keep pulling the legs on my pants down. But I see a woman in these pants and it’s like a leg tease. A sneak preview of a movie that looks good but I know I will never be able to see.

I was going to write this for my 3rd year of Blogging Post. But decided against it and thought I would do it tonight while I lay in bed watching X-Men 2. But anyways that is my gripe about the pants. They are like a bit of tease. Here is a little leg Tristan now you just wasted a look so move along and get back to my iPod.

On a side note this is my first post in Firefox 2.0 on the Mac. I love the built in spell check that Safari has and the bonus of Firefox.

Have a great night. Now I wonder how many of the woman will have my name cross their minds next time they put on a pair of Capri Pants.

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  1. // Reply

    So does your head explode when a woman wears shorts?

    And any idea why the little button you had me put on my blog won’t come up anymore? It’s been like that for a few days and I have tried republishing. No luck.


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    So does your head explode when a woman wears shorts?

    And any idea why the little button you had me put on my blog won’t come up anymore? It’s been like that for a few days and I have tried republishing. No luck.


  3. // Reply

    I guess I forgot to redirect those images. It should be fixed as of now. I tried to access your blog since I saw you had a new post but it was giving me a server error. Odd for Google.

    Happy Times are here again.


  4. // Reply

    I guess I forgot to redirect those images. It should be fixed as of now. I tried to access your blog since I saw you had a new post but it was giving me a server error. Odd for Google.

    Happy Times are here again.

  5. Jen
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    All right some might hate me but here goes:

    Most women look ridiculous in capri pants, period. Unless you’re a super tall stick girl you’ll look silly.

    So tease or not Tristan these pants should be outlawed for fashion reasons.

    But then again I believe that there are quite a few women & men in this world that shouldn’t wear shorts either…

  6. Jen
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    All right some might hate me but here goes:

    Most women look ridiculous in capri pants, period. Unless you’re a super tall stick girl you’ll look silly.

    So tease or not Tristan these pants should be outlawed for fashion reasons.

    But then again I believe that there are quite a few women & men in this world that shouldn’t wear shorts either…


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    Dianna floated the idea about Bermuda Shorts and asked if they were a tease or not.

    I guess they are but I really don’t think that they could be. Because if a woman sits down in Bermuda shorts they tend to rise up so if they are sitting I guess they are not a tease so much.

    But anyways. It’s 1:36am. Time to sleep.


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    Dianna floated the idea about Bermuda Shorts and asked if they were a tease or not.

    I guess they are but I really don’t think that they could be. Because if a woman sits down in Bermuda shorts they tend to rise up so if they are sitting I guess they are not a tease so much.

    But anyways. It’s 1:36am. Time to sleep.

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