– Show#8 – 05/29/2006 Show #8: Show #8 Podcast

Podcast Show #8

While I edit this monster I have learned a few lessons. iChat and Garageband although easy caused a lot of crashes so me and my wonderful new cohost had to deal a lot with crashing so we would be talking and all of a sudden I would say. “NOT AGAIN DAMNIT”

So I should have it up for the world later today. =)

Happy Long Weekend Everybody
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Unemployed – For a Bit

Well I am taking a week off between jobs. I start my new Job May 30th at 9am and really looking forward to it. I left my job with a bit of flair I was in Violation of Dress Code by wearing jeans. My new job doesn’t care if I wear jeans or not. I also went around and hung up two signs at the store that said.

“Your Not Paid to Think, A Mindless Worker is a Happy Worker, So Shutup and Do Your Job”

It had the Logo of the Company and a Finger pointing at the person reading it. I will find out what the reaction was from an inside source on Thursday. I was offered an open invitation to come back to work there if shit hits the fan so I guess that is good. It was amazing how many people enjoyed working with me I was getting all kinds of cards and hugs it was an interesting experience.

So as I enjoy my week off I will be recording a podcast. It will be show #8 of my show and #14 of my co-hosts. So look forward to iTunes being updated for you.

On a side note enjoy this video.

/file/ or aka If Al Gore Was President!

The Tale of 3 Condoms!

Well I thought I would share a tale of an event that happened for a pre-birthday celebration. It all started off when I heard I was going to have a visitor coming into town and being the optomistic person that I can be I went looking in my nightstand for a few rubbers. Well it appeared that being in a dry spell and not having a need for them (Or so I thought) I must have tossed them away a while ago. They were lame anyways all colorful and crap. Even had a few black ones that wasn’t cool. So on my way to meet my guest I stopped at a grocery store. Normally I handle the purchase online and have some handy. But yeah so it was my first experience going into a public establishment to make this purchase. I guess I was lame and never made that right of passage.

Oh well so I go walking around and cannot find them in my first stop. I find KY Jelly, KY Warming Jelly, Woman Yeast Infection Stuff and cannot seem to find the rubbers. So I go out and call the trusty master of everything and he said go ask at the counter. I don’t do that because she was a rather old woman and didn’t want to be asking “Hey where are the condoms?” to a lady who probably hadn’t had sex in a while looking to be in her 80’s and didn’t want to send her into a heart attack. So I decided to go back out to my car and then she pulled up.

So well that stop was out so we go check into our room and then we go grab dinner. Then some ice cream and then we go for a nice little walk at the waterfront park having that sunset romantic time that is a cliché. So after that I go to another grocery store to get a bottle of wine. I go to scope out the goods but they are locked behind glass so I find a shelf guy and he says you can only get them when the Pharmacy is open because they are the only one that have the keys. (Okay at least they have them but most people would probably pick up condoms when there are less people around to judge them. So I am denied again. May we press forward)

So I get the wine and get back to my car and thinking where else can I go on my quest for not pro-creating but commiting the act safely. So I look at my gas tank and see that I am 3/4 tank and say “Oh I need to stop and get gas” So I find a nice gas station normally I pay by Debit or Credit Card and never go inside so I paid the way I normally do. I use the excuse I have to use the restroom. So I go in and ask for a restroom and they don’t have one. What kind of gas station doesn’t have a restroom. Oh well so I go over to the very limited health section and no condoms.
Is this what happens when a republican religous president is in charge. That a 20 something guy trying to be smart and safe can’t get a condom so that I don’t force people to pay with their tax dollars for a child to grow up and live that I didn’t want to begin with? So with 2 Grocery Stores and a Gas Station not having condoms I get in my car and start driving and think. OH WE NEED CUPS! so I find this really crappy store and go in and go hide between the soda coolers and a shelf to peer over the shelf to look at the health section and in the middle of this place there are condoms. So I am like finally. So I grab some gum. I must say that Orbit Cool Mint Gum is the best gum in the world. So I go drop them both on the counter and this what I would assume Korean lady is like do you need a bag? I said my Pocket is just fine. Then she started laughing and said “Have a fun night” I said “I will, I wish the same for you” Then I pointed at her and made a click sound with my mouth for some reason.

So if you take anything away from my story. Avoid Grocery Stores and most gas stations if you need condoms in a hurry. And hopefully a nice Korean lady won’t make fun of you either.¬† But anyways after that the rest is history.

Move Complete

Okay I decided to move the page over today. So is now just that. So as I work on migrating how I blog to this site double postings will be made at both pages. The Test Page will be removed soon and a redirect will be setup so people will get the picture. That RSS feed will be removed so subscribe to the new location which is this one.

Also the Podcast feed will be on the next thing to change and add questions and resume and all that fun jive. Love you all and Welcome to your source for all things myself.

New Interface

Well I am testing a new interface have been busy writing new blogs over at my personal blog. and getting to know wordpress more everyday.

So as I develop my online presence will be removing some aspects like MySpace but as I discover it’s the way people find you “where friends connect” since not everyone can be googled. But anyways as I look into permissions for users to post comments have to look into what that will do.

Anyways lets get back to some coding! Podcasting Will start up again soon.