I thought I would make a list of the items I have at my desk. In No Particular Order

1. Suave Men’s Hair Gel
2. Labtec Desktop Speakers
3. Nortel Networks Phone
4. Backpack
5. Stainless Steel Coffee Mug
6. 6 Empty Bottles of Blue Bawls
7. Tape Exacuator
8. Canister of Pens
9. Dry Erase Markers
10. Dry Erase Board
11. Phone Headset
12. Cell Phone (Personal)

That was all that I could locate at my current desk. Lets Move on to the cabinet

1. 2 Boxes of Apple Cinnamon Oatmeal Packets
2. 1 Box of Strawberry Pop Tarts
3. Misc Papers
4. Box Cutter
5. Network Crimpers
6. Wire Strippers
7. Paperclips
8. Push Pins
9. Sharpie
10. Nintendo DS Lite
11. iPod 4G 20GB
12. Common Math Equations Book
13. Data Sheet on Subnetting

And Time to Explore the Upper Cabinet

1. Can of Altoids
2. The TCP/IP Guide by Kozierok
3. Linux Administrator Handbook
4. Pocket Guide to OS X
5. CCNA Self Study Guide
6. Empty Coffee Cup
7. Stack of Unused Yellow Pads
8. Empty Desktop Speaker Box
9. BigIP LTM Essentials Guide

That appears to be everything besides Computer, Keyboard and Mouse but those are a default given. Anyways thought I would share with the world.