- I wish i was your problem set because then I’d be really hard and you would be doing me on the desk
- Has anyone ever told you your beautiful?
Well they lied, words can’t describe your beauty
- Too bad your not DNA helicase cause I’d let you unzip my genes.
- Are u from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!
- Baby you turn my software into hardware.
- Do you have a calcium deficiency? Wanna bone?
- How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
- Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice, how’s it going.
- You’re gonna put me in the hospital one day. Because you’re breath taking.
- Hey, if I were (cosX)^2 and you were (sinX)^2, together we’d be ONE.
- If i had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents
This is a list form the ones I have yet to try. Though I really have yet to use a pickup line to pickup a girl at all. Just use them as a way to poke fun at the people that do use them and just get the rep as that funny guy. But anyways. Hope everyone had a great holiday. New Years is coming up and I need some coffee and some rest. Tomorrow is Friday and Life is good.
The holiday has been slow in the blogging world but anyways though I would put an update for anyone out there.