Can I Pick You Up Tonight?

Thought I would post some quotes I have collected over the years. Not much of a pickup line guy unless it’s just to make a girl laugh. In no particular order.

  1. I wish i was your problem set because then I’d be really hard and you would be doing me on the desk
  2. Has anyone ever told you your beautiful?
    Well they lied, words can’t describe your beauty
  3. Too bad your not DNA helicase cause I’d let you unzip my genes.
  4. Are u from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!
  5. Baby you turn my software into hardware.
  6. Do you have a calcium deficiency? Wanna bone?
  7. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
  8. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice, how’s it going.
  9. You’re gonna put me in the hospital one day. Because you’re breath taking.
  10. Hey, if I were (cosX)^2 and you were (sinX)^2, together we’d be ONE.
  11. If i had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents

This is a list form the ones I have yet to try. Though I really have yet to use a pickup line to pickup a girl at all. Just use them as a way to poke fun at the people that do use them and just get the rep as that funny guy. But anyways. Hope everyone had a great holiday. New Years is coming up and I need some coffee and some rest. Tomorrow is Friday and Life is good.

The holiday has been slow in the blogging world but anyways though I would put an update for anyone out there.

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