Indiana Does It Again

Well most people know I did some time in Indiana from August 19th 2001 to December 21st 2003 and spending time out there with the bible thumpers and the flat landers raised my despise for the midwest states. I was that liberal Seattle kid who needed to be watched since I didn’t go to church and was always baffled by the morons out there. I used to poke fun at the area when I was there and then everyone in Indiana had to defend it and took personal offense to what I was telling them. If someone wants to poke fun at Seattle I am sure I would laugh right along with you.

But anyways onto the point of this post.

3 Year Old Boy Found on Freeway – Indianapolis Star

A 3 year old boy had somehow wondered onto the freeway last Sunday Morning. Causing some delays in the slow lane and nearly being smashed by a truck. Police found the mother of the child asleep in her bed in the apartment covered with garbage and feces on the walls.

Take a look at this winner.

She moved to Indiana from Florida

Tangent Moment: Now in Indiana every person there seems to get a hard on about going to Florida. They live for going to Florida and spending time down there. If you are not a fan of Florida you are viewed as an outsider and a disturbance. I’ve been to Florida once when I was 13 years old. It was way to hot and humid. It’s very flat with the tallest mountain being man made at Disney World coming in at around 127ft. I don’t understand why anyone would want to go there. But these Indiana people are obsessed with going east and never west.

When the mother was found she said “Oh, he got out again” I guess he was found wandering in a parking lot a few days earlier. Excuse me lady. I wish Darwin would have you both removed so you don’t continue to propagate the human species with your idiocy. You don’t hear your children after you fall asleep you say in the article. Give me a fucking break. I have yet to meet a decent mother who doesn’t hear their kids. My mom would wake up a few seconds after she heard me do anything in the morning.

Doing a quick search on myspace you can find her profile here.

http://www.myspace.com/demarasnest

So Nancy Dyer may I present you with the dumbass award the first one of 2007.

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