Hey Mario. Is she really worth it?

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In the good old days of the 80’s the Nintendo Entertainment System came out and we all go to be whisked away to the Magic Kingdom where this plumber who got flushed down a toilet gets to rescue a princess that he has never met from an evil dinosaur named King Koopa or Bowser.

But lets take a look at this. We have seen Mario get all kinds of different skills. He isn’t a computer hacker or a nunchuck skill master but he can shoot fire out of his hand whenever he touches a flower after a mushroom. A glowing star can make him kill anything in his path. A leaf turned him into a flying raccoon.  He got a pet dinosaur to ride on. A feather gave him a cape in a later game to fly.

Mario is the skill master. But his girlfriend the one he seeks for attention always gets kidnapped and he has to pass through all these obstacles to rescue this women that could clearly give a crap less what he does.  In the earlier games it was just saying Thank You. I am sorry if I evaded death a billion times I would expect a little bit more then a Thank You. In the 3D world mario risked his ass and all he got was a freaking cake. Though as hot as it is to have to have a women cook for you with all her little toad followers. I am sorry but if I was Mario I would have been to hell and back to get a cake. I am sorry no.

Mario Takes on the Evil Bowser

I think Mario and Luigi need to just grow up and realize a bit that as hot as Princess Peach may be. That pixel body oh man drives me wild. But still if you are busting your ass and not getting the appreciation that they deserve. Hey look at Shrek and Princess Fiona. Shrek rescued the princess to get his swamp back. Ended up getting his swamp back and some hot mama to marry him. In the second film he gets to make out with some naked mermaid. Plus Ogre Fiona is damn hot. Woman that can kick ass is just a good.

Mario realize that she just isn’t that into you. Tell her to rescue herself for once. You have been chasing after the Princess for 20+ years. I wonder if Link gets any play from Zelda.

Should Mario just give up the chase?

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    I think Mario has done more then enough for that princess. He deserves a blowjob at least. 20 years of this I would go nuts.


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    I think Mario has done more then enough for that princess. He deserves a blowjob at least. 20 years of this I would go nuts.


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    She’s just playing hard to get. What a tease.

    Tell me you’ve seen the Super Mario Brothers movie. It’s a classic.


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    She’s just playing hard to get. What a tease.

    Tell me you’ve seen the Super Mario Brothers movie. It’s a classic.


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    I have seen the failure of the Super Mario Brothers movie. Let’s take a franchise and make a movie from it that makes no sense that holds true to any of the characters.

    This has inspired me to write the short film of the century. Justin get your camera.


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    I have seen the failure of the Super Mario Brothers movie. Let’s take a franchise and make a movie from it that makes no sense that holds true to any of the characters.

    This has inspired me to write the short film of the century. Justin get your camera.


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    with the old NES MARIO , i could zip thru that thing like a hot knife thru butter


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    with the old NES MARIO , i could zip thru that thing like a hot knife thru butter


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    OMG!Im not just a video game character.Im real just like Mario,Luigi,and mostly Bowser.But I bet you guys dont even know about Princess Daisy.Well…DO YOU???!!!!!!


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    OMG!Im not just a video game character.Im real just like Mario,Luigi,and mostly Bowser.But I bet you guys dont even know about Princess Daisy.Well…DO YOU???!!!!!!


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    Hey Bowser I hate u
    im not going to just lie around your stinky castle all day u know that.
    Im really busy.By the way where is daisy


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    Hey Bowser I hate u
    im not going to just lie around your stinky castle all day u know that.
    Im really busy.By the way where is daisy


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    OMG!Im right next to Luigi you dumb princess!By the way why the heck would you call your kingdom the mushroom kingdom!And no affence to you tristan but…IM REAL YOU JUST TRY TO BE HEARD OF FOR HOW DO I PUT THIS…OH YEAH 19 YEARS………………………!


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    OMG!Im right next to Luigi you dumb princess!By the way why the heck would you call your kingdom the mushroom kingdom!And no affence to you tristan but…IM REAL YOU JUST TRY TO BE HEARD OF FOR HOW DO I PUT THIS…OH YEAH 19 YEARS………………………!

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