A witty quote for an insane monday

“Programming is a lot like sex. One mistake and you could have to support it for the rest of your life”

I was also bothered there is no “National Monocle Day” I should try and start a movement.

I just want to get out of work. Go home play some XBOX for a short while. Go pick up some beers and food. Go to Nick’s. Kick up my feet watch some Heroes and just be happy saying as little as possible.

I am not going to call or answer the phone while I am driving anymore. I just get stressed out hearing people talk. Yesterday I got a phone call from this friend that was telling me about a nap. I was pondering why is this some major issue that I really need to talk about? I talk all day to people with some of the most bizarre things coming out of their mouthes and at the end of the day I just really don’t want to hear about something that is pointless. This same girl will tell a story that she finds funny and I am just like eh? She is a friend but I have yet to find a way to say “Shut the Fuck Up” in a polite way.

See now this blog post will start to spawn the idea in a few ladies minds wondering if the person I am complaining about is them. Well in the shortest possible answer “No It’s not you relax” I am making reference to someone that doesn’t even read my blog.

I was then pondering this limits my phone time down quite a bit. But the phone is always interesting. I find it so much easier to call someone then send off a text message. But people returning a phone call that always seems to be a big issue. Like last week I was calling people about this Comedy Show I attended last Saturday inviting them out. Getting a call back seemed like an impossible task. I think the #1 person that can’t call anyone back is my sister. It took her 3 weeks to get her to return my phone call to get her address so I could send her an invitation to my friends wedding.

Maybe I am just tired and ranting myself at the moment. Thank you for taking the time to read. I just need to relax and chill out. I was watching a recent episode of Penn and Teller: Bullshit and they had this bit that made me laugh.

“Could this show get any grosser? I mean cooler! You might see something like this on the Discovery Channel but the narrator on that channel would probably never say cuntpickle for no reason”

Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend. Sorry I am a bit cranky today. Tomorrow an Article I found about why it sucks to be known as the “Computer Guy”

Cheers! (Look my name is right there)