David here is a 31 year old male from the lovely state of New York. He came across my existence when I was a moderator over at SiriusBackstage.com I used to be a bit of a Satellite Radio guru. Which is a story I should perhaps tell sometime. But anyways he got Sirius for whatever reason and he took my AIM SN and has been harassing me off and on for a few years now.He emulates me and wants to be me whenever I do something. He comes to ask me for help about everything and he will ask stupid questions. I remember one brilliant moment.
Dave: Do you think girls masturbate?
Me: Sure they do.
Dave: That’s Gross. only men should do that.
Brilliant things like that. He has trolled on a few sites I have ran over the years. He gets banned frequently because he is racist and uses slurs frequently on them. He really has the mental capacity of a 9 year old.
I picture him as that child you see in the grocery store whining about a candy bar as a public embarrassment to everyone around him. That is there but you try to ignore him but it’s hard not to.
So thanks for the shout out Dave and giving me yet another opportunity to make fun of your stupid ass.