Post #874 – Humor as Dry as Ginger Ale.

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I thank Mr. Greg for that title.

I really need to finish the Birthday write up. I get told frequently that I crack people up and make them laugh. I got such an e-mail on Saturday from perhaps a new friend that she was reading my blog and liked my sense of humor. I am not sure what it takes to be funny I am just myself and make casual observations of the world we live in. Which is pretty much the basis of many comedians.

I also find that being incredibly random is something that I do very well. Having a full bank of quotes that is ever increasing is also something that I enjoy doing. But I have found the key to a great sense of humor is being able to laugh at yourself. If I do something totally stupid I don’t get pissed at myself you just need to laugh at yourself.

I try to do anything for a laugh. One time I created a character that was a gay englishmen and had him call a Wal-Mart in Arkansas to ask for a rather creative cake. I included that file in case you have not heard it before.

But I guess was take some time laugh at the world around you. Nothing is serious remember everything you spent your life to earn is gone in the end you can’t take it with you. So enjoy it now while you still can.

Thanks for everyone that enjoys my company and I thank you for letting me get to know you.

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  1. Michelle
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    We all love your sense of humor and your take on the world… we read because we must…LOL!

  2. Michelle
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    We all love your sense of humor and your take on the world… we read because we must…LOL!


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    Oh!! I forgot about Frank!! Oh I remember laughing my ass off when I first heard that long long ago!


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    Oh!! I forgot about Frank!! Oh I remember laughing my ass off when I first heard that long long ago!

  5. Dave
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    AWSOME PHONE CALL!! 5 STARS!!

    calling from a Forign Country

    020-7834-1179

    ^^ HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    then he goes “”we americnas don’t know how to dial””
    and he wants a PINK Cake, to a Yellow Cake

    totally awsome

  6. Dave
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    AWSOME PHONE CALL!! 5 STARS!!

    calling from a Forign Country

    020-7834-1179

    ^^ HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    then he goes “”we americnas don’t know how to dial””
    and he wants a PINK Cake, to a Yellow Cake

    totally awsome

  7. Leah
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    Okay this Dave guy is kinda creepy…does he love you, or does he hate you?
    And yes, your walmart call was quite amusing. Was that supposed to be an english accent though? Ya need to work on that… =P
    The funniest thing of all is that you probably never called back to cancel your cake order, so they had this huge pink cake that no one ever picked up! LMAO!

  8. Leah
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    Okay this Dave guy is kinda creepy…does he love you, or does he hate you?
    And yes, your walmart call was quite amusing. Was that supposed to be an english accent though? Ya need to work on that… =P
    The funniest thing of all is that you probably never called back to cancel your cake order, so they had this huge pink cake that no one ever picked up! LMAO!

  9. Leah
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    Okay I’m really having to resist the urge to leave a snarky little retort here DAVE, but I don’t believe Tristan’s blog is the place for us to fight…weirdo.

  10. Leah
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    Okay I’m really having to resist the urge to leave a snarky little retort here DAVE, but I don’t believe Tristan’s blog is the place for us to fight…weirdo.

  11. Dave
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    fuck off CUNT!!!!
    fucking stupid bitch!!!!
    you’re prolly a fucking whore who hasn’t had a cock in about 10 years!!!

    fucking stupid worthless bitch!!!

  12. Dave
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    fuck off CUNT!!!!
    fucking stupid bitch!!!!
    you’re prolly a fucking whore who hasn’t had a cock in about 10 years!!!

    fucking stupid worthless bitch!!!

  13. Leah
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    Tristan…last one I promise!

    To Dave:
    First of all, how could I be a whore if I hadn’t had cock in 10 years?

    Second of all, your Tourettes Syndrome seems to be out of control…you should see a professional.

  14. Leah
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    Tristan…last one I promise!

    To Dave:
    First of all, how could I be a whore if I hadn’t had cock in 10 years?

    Second of all, your Tourettes Syndrome seems to be out of control…you should see a professional.


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    Dave Dave Dave…

    You need to chill out man. Any such outbursts in the future towards readers will be deleted and I will redirect your visits to the first gay porn site that comes up as a result of a google search.

    Well maybe not you would probably enjoy that a little to much.

    Swearing is cool in my book but insulting people that you don’t know I will not tolerate.

    This is your first and last warning. Cheers Mate!


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    Dave Dave Dave…

    You need to chill out man. Any such outbursts in the future towards readers will be deleted and I will redirect your visits to the first gay porn site that comes up as a result of a google search.

    Well maybe not you would probably enjoy that a little to much.

    Swearing is cool in my book but insulting people that you don’t know I will not tolerate.

    This is your first and last warning. Cheers Mate!

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