Don’t Fear the…..Owl?

So as part of my normal day I always check out KomoTV News most of the time to find stupid things Oregon is doing and send it to Junniper and be like what is going on down there. She usually sends me some mocking e-mail back but today I saw this gem on my current home of Bainbridge Island.

http://www.komotv.com/news/local/9076141.html

Owls are dive bombing people walking down this trail on Bainbridge Island.  I love the sign they put up.

Oh No! Owl Attack!?!? That would make my day to be walking down the trail and have an army of owls dive bomb me. That would be a story for the ages. Something you could say when you are old and people stop listening to you. When I was your age I was walking through the woods in constant fear of owls. Then the grandkids would be like “Oh Grandpa” and I could call them hippies and tell them to get haircuts.

Owls are pretty much the coolest animals ever. They sit there doing nothing and then they go and murder little creatures and then just watch you in an evil fashion. If I ever become an evil doer in a movie or perhaps a comic book I want an army of owls to do my bidding.

I think if I were an evil person I would try go after the style of Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. He always tries to be evil but never really gets there but he is a billionare and can have a do over whenever he desires. Plus he is the head of a major corporation and has the power to fire people and a pretty good lackey.

One of my favorite lines is when he is trying to Woo homer for something and he sends his hired goons. They go knock on the door and Homer is like who is it? Then you hear a muffled “Hired Goons” and homer is like Hired goons. Classic.

The clip wasn’t on YouTube so this story could have been a bit more believable. Just thought I would put something out on this so far amazing Friday. If you need to get a hold of me there are all kinds of methods all over this site. e-mail, aim, skype, myspace, facebook, virb, twitter, tumblr… etc.

Have a great weekend.