Obama Won By a Landslide

So Obama won the presidential election. I must pass along my congrats to the everyone that voted for him. I decided that it was time for a song. So please enjoy the following tune inspired by the election and Team America.

EDIT:
Due to Internet Explorer being a piece of shit i disabled the “America Fuck Yeah” Song as a celebration.

News Article That Had Me Feeling Evil

September 30th 2007 – Women hit by Train After Wheelchair gets Stuck

Woman in Wheelchair Gets Hit by Train

So this one had me laughing on the inside. Some woman in her wheelchair trying to cross the train tracks gets stuck and gets hit by train. Now this had me wondering a few things. How long was she stuck for that nobody passed by and got her out of the way? Well it sounds like she was crossing with not nearly enough time to cross. So I put one mark on the stupid lady column. The second is that most people in wheelchairs would be traveling perpendicular with the railroad tracks. Also while looking at the picture it’s one of those motorized wheel chairs with rather large wheels. I have been to those tracks many times and I am not sure how the wheels would get stuck where normal people go. So this tells me she was fucking around. Fucking around is an automatic mark in the stupid lady column.

So then a semi truck driver and the train were sounding the horn to get the fuck out of the way. The train tries to stop slams into the old woman and pushes her for several yards. Then she gets flung from the chair. Now I am no physics expert but usually if you are at a standstill and a train plows into you. Wouldn’t you go flying instead of getting pushed? But the very last line has been in a bit of a tizzy.

“The woman was taken to Harborview Medical Center and was expected to survive. “

She was expected to survive? So does that mean she has passed on? Did the stupid wheelchair lady die? Or is she sitting at home with the cat I made up named Muffin drinking crumpets and saying “Jolly Day isn’t it my precious muffin?” Perhaps not but still I was reading this in a WTF. So this had me thinking if she is dead or if she is alive and this is the nation of lawsuits who gets to pay for this womans idiocy.

We have a few options.

1. The City of Seattle or Probably the Port of SeattleĀ  for not having properly labeled the tracks being dangerous for stupid bitches in wheelchairs. I would love to see a sign that would offend as many tight assed people as possible. “A stupid bitch in a wheelchair tried to drive across the tracks. Her wheels got stuck somehow. Be Careful especially if you are a Christian getting hit by trains will prove Darwin to be true. SurvivalĀ  of the fittest you stupid religious nut jobs”

2. The Wheelchair Company – I could see this. You didn’t have a warning system against wheels getting stuck in the tracks. I haven’t seen this happening frequently. But if fucking morons can get millions for dumping hot coffee on their crotches and rendering their penises or vagina’s useless for a few days I can see a legal issue about wheelchairs. On a side note if you are fucking stupid enough to sue McDonalds for your idiocy of dumping hot coffee on yourself. I suggest you don’t consider breeding to begin with.

3. The Train Company – I can totally see this one. The train didn’t try stopping soon enough. Personally I think the train should have sped up nailed her really hard seen how far we could have thrown her. Get some good distance. I do this kinda thing in Halo 3 with the warthog hit someone see how far they go flying. It’s rather comical. Since video games are real life why not do this? Give those idiot politicians even more fuel for there cause that video games are bad. Heaven forbid we blame the moron parents who don’t consider if their moron kids should play such games.

4. Semi Truck Driver – He was there honking his horn but he could have gotten out and shoved the lady somewhere. But meh I am not one to jump out of a semi truck and push someone out of the way of a train. If I was the truck driver I would have wished to have had a youtube video of the stunt.

Oh well it will make for a good Darwin Award. I found this news article to be somewhat decent because it wasn’t about how Britney Spears is an unfit mother. I don’t understand why that is even news. I should start a news program called “No Shit!” I could turn between cameras.

“Today if why the fuck do we care. Britney Spears is an unfit mother. No Fucking Shit! I am surprised her brain is smart enough to tell her to inhale oxygen” Everyone would probably hate it and no advertisers would want any part of it. But I feel like overall the idea is good.

It’s Friday

Hot Chick in the Shower for No Reason

It’s always nice to start off a blog post with something that looks sexy. Gets peoples attention so that they might want to read more. It’s been a long week. I am excited for work to be over. The cool weather is here and sanity is returning. Though somehow this summer seemed a great deal warmer then last summer. Those global warming people playing with my head again. Part of me doesn’t really give a crap since the earth is dead in another 5 billion years. I figure it will have a good run by then I won’t be alive and this blog post will probably never exist at that point and nothing will be remembered. Well unless we evolve into some sort of awesome creature that can travel in space. But I am sure we will probably kill ourselves off in a religious debate since that’s what seems to be the cause of everything these days. Hey there are some people that don’t think like we do. Let’s go shoot the fuck out of them. Keep our own people in fear and keep them stupid so they don’t question what we do. I love America.

Since it is Friday and Funny Stuff is a good way to end the work day. Here is a Video that had me chuckling and passing it around.

Tonight I Go See – George Carlin at Benaroya Hall – 8pm

George Carlin on Religon
I have been a George Carlin fan ever since I was a little kid when I found the “Seven Dirty Words You Can’t Say Album” My mom got me started at a young age. I am very very excited to go enjoy an evening with someone I have admired for as long as I can recall.

What is not to like about the guy? Atheist, Funny and Blunt. Hey everything that I consider myself to be. =) Enjoy some YouTube clips if you have never heard of the man.

The Show starts at 8pm in Downtown Seattle at Benaroya Hall

George Carlin – Life is Worth Losing

South Carolina Gets an F for Everything

I am sure that this video has been passed around enough. But here it goes again America’s youth failing. I love those US Americans. See these are the people that will be voting in the next election. You get morons like this. Why the fuck did this idiot start talking about education in South Africa and Iraq?

Maybe I should give her some credit for being nervous. But I won’t because well I frankly don’t care. I wonder if she could find the US on a Map. Personally I hope her vagina never gets penetrated because I am sure she would buy the line about the guy not liking the condom so we will get her little retard offspring running around.

I wonder if her stupid mom that is living vicariously through her daughter thinks she is some brilliant brain child. If she was legal I might say she was attractive and that is all she has going for her. I am sorry but if I was on a date with her and she said something this stupid I would probably desire to leave her on a street corner in the middle of nowhere. I would probably take her home at that point and delete her number.

So America’s young citizens has failed yet again. I should start a list on American Youth Morons.

  1. Two Girls I gave a ride home to. Couldn’t tell the difference between right and left.
  2. Miss Teen South Carolina.
  3. To Be Determined

WTF is wrong with you America?

Holy Shit I am Going to Die!

Well lets take a look at what the media is trying to do to me. I have received this news bit 19 times now. Figured might as well write a blog about the whole thing since people seem to be warning me.

Here are the links for those that care about such things.

FBI Looking For People Wanting Information about the Ferries – KOMO 4 News

FBI Looking for Terrorists – FOX NEWS

FBI Looking for Some People who Like to Take Voyages Over Water – KIRO 7

So lets be clear I take the ferry Monday – Friday I am on the 6:20 am out of Bainbridge and the 6:20pm Ferry out of Seattle. Makes for a long work day since commuting is like a part time job. My usual ferry routine is get on the ferry put on the iPod Ear Buds and pass out. I really don’t care about much else. Tourists and their contributions of society that came from the genetial regions are usually running amok on the ferry creating a great deal of noise that I really would be a great deal happier not having to hear. I have seen the view from the ferry 10 times a week it’s really not a marvel to me anymore.

So with this link I am reading that 2 people that look middle eastern have been riding ferries and asking questions about them. Oh no! They Must be Terrorist! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! SAVE US NOW! I had been wondering what has been going on when we have armed coast guard people riding the boats and coast guard ships following the ferry on it’s 8 or so mile journey across puget sound. These guys on the boat are usually walking in circles probably trying to find the girl with the hottest cleavage. So they get on the ferry and ask how it works. I have pondered many times how the ferry works. If I painted my skin a certain color and asked the question I am sure I would end up all over the news. Lets hope I was wearing a TristanPipo.com T-Shirt so I can tell the media to go fuck themselves.

I think if they were to blow up a ferry it would just piss everyone off that takes it everyday. One time they decided to cancel the 5:30pm boat out of Seattle so we all got packed onto the 6:20pm boat. You really don’t want to piss off a bunch of commuters. Plus you are in the middle of puget sound there are tons of boats everywhere that would probably be willing to rescue you.

Life is to short to really give a shit about this kinda crap. I live in no fear of terrorists or an attack or any such thing. It is a waste of precious life to worry about such things. You are going to die just live everyone else stop trying to change it. Stop racial profiliing not everyone with skin different then yours is going to harm or kill you. The ones that do well they will get all the free health care and pampering in Cuba next to the communists since communists are also so scary. Why is everyone afraid of everyone else now days.

Fuck you people who want to sell adverts and raise campaign money by keeping these low grade morons in fear. If you walk around in constant fear I seriously hope you get a Heart Attack walking down the street from all the stress you have living in fear and then a bunch of people you fear rob your dead body and society will further itself along without you adding stupid genes to the gene pool.

The gene pool does need some chlorine every now and then as I read on some random quotes site.